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Sunday, December 13, 2009

DAY FOUR PART TWO! HELLO MY LOVELY BISHES! ;)

so why am i writing up a part two again......
NOTE* this second post contains lengthy paragraphs about fashion, bags, bitchy comments about REALLY REALLY TERRIBLE workers and i was going to talk about hot canadian guys for LISA but then that's in the next post XD
SO......if you're a guy, you might find this rather boring in some parts. but lisa says you could learn something! ta ta!

bah, okay, so, square one.
we parked a couple of levels above the mall in the carpark, so we had to walk a bit. me and viv decided to be logical, and to not bring our fat jackets because the nmall would be heated and there was no point in bringing it. therefore, it meant we had to walk/run in 0 degree weather to the lift. i, however, did this AWEESOME penguin walk/run. if any of you that are reading this are from cgs, i bet you mine pwns jeffery's :).  i asked viv to vid record it but she said she wasn't stuffed to :( :( :(
meh, i'll force her to take a video outside where lighting is better, don't you all worry :)
it'll be on fb though. as well as pics. speaking of pics, i would upload some but viv is sleeping and can't tell me where the usb connector is, so, i'll have pics up later =D
anyway, i penguin walked/ran to the mall, and when i got in i did a HUGEE sigh of relief - the heating was so niceeeee.
anyway, in the car, i had already outlined my shopping list
1. handbag
2. wallet
3. boots
4. jacket
5. gloves
i desperately needed gloves and boots, as my volleys are very inadequate and after 5-10 minutes outside my toes started getting REALLY REALLY cold...=D plus i kept slipping on the snow :( :( :(
wait that's kind of bad....
same with my hands, they went freezing after a couple of mins outside.
so, me and viv, like normaly girls poked around in practically every store. and HOLYY CRAP THERE WERE SO MANY SALES ON! like 40% on everything in store, or 50-70% on selected items, etc etc. and OH MY FKING GOD SO MANY CLOTHES WERE FKING AWEESOME!!!!!
the coats/jackets were amazing, and they were on sale too!
i saw heaps of trench coats, but, i can't exactly buy one, because melb weather doesn't get cold enough..:(
so, i searched for the short coats, preferably the ones with the double buttons.
i found some that were quite nice, and OH MY GOD I FOUND ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE THE BURBERRY SIGNATURE TRENCH COAT but it was wayy too expensive :'(
anyhows, i found a fair few coats with a suede kind of material hmm.
however, i think i'll get a poofy waterproof short jacket, cos that's what i probably need, and that's what most people wear.
oh, also, my god, i felt extremely out of place with what i was wearing. since it's winter, everybody weras dark colours eg. black, dark grey, brown, etc. my jumper was green >_>"
ALSO, i was wearing VOLLEYS! everybody was wearing boots
fashion suicide man!!!!!!
so, back to the jackets. should i get a fat poofy jacket are a nice fashionable short one with the double horizontal buttons that look extremely HOT?!
or both......XD

anyway, enough of jackets
now onto boots!
for the boots, i wasn't that impressed. sure, lots of stalls had the "buy 1, get 2nd pair 50% off" sale, but i didn't really see some nice boots. actually i think that's cos i was busy looking for a bag and clothes....=D
but tomorrow i'll defs get a pair of boots. i despo need them lmao
oh and socks too.

hmm, since there were so many sales on, i took advantage of them. first thing we bought were two nike shirts. and i gotta say they are pretttyy awesome
mine's black and says in coulourful block writing "what part of just do it don't you understand?"
and viv's says...actually....not sure...=)
anyway, it said, 2 for $40
however, we forgot about the tax. which is not included *SIGH SIGH SIGH*
tax is about 13-15% *moan*
so, the price went up to 50 something. we wer elike WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! and then realised about the tax *sniff*

next, i bought a pair of gloves that were 50% off! they're awesome, so awesome that my sister said
"i'm going to wear them too! we can share!"
to which i replied
"what the hell? these are mine! you have your own! you're not wearing mine! wear your own! buy/get your own pair!"
HMPH!
oh, forgot to mention:
first embarrassing moment was when my dad got a MAP, and started circling it and pointing to it to me and viv where we would meet up. errr......................................
second embarrassing moment was when my dad was like "look there's a shop there with 70% off!" so me and viv was like WAAH! and ran to it. guess what the store sold.
lingerie.
good one, dad. good one.

after that we just walked around - there's this awesome knitwear dress in every shop. it's a skivvy neck, but not like massive that it chokes you, and it's long sleeved and goes down to above your knees. it looks so pretty. i saw a cashmere one, holy fk it was SO expensive
and then i saw another one in a diff cheaper but nice material in a diff store, which i might buy :)
IT'S ON SALE!
annd i saw othe stuff on sale too, this mega awesome vest thing, it's a dark colour and has a fluro or sparkly outline. might buy that too....=D
i think i' need a pair of jeans though...canadian sizing is weird as o-o
oh oh, funny thing happened in the store with the vests
a worker came up to me and was like
"hi do you need any help with sizing? are you looking for a particular size in these? what size are you?"
me: "umm...i'm not sure i'm not from canada...."
worker: "okay i'd saw you're either a small or a medium...here's a small *hands over small* and here's a medium, which is a size larger than a small
like
WTF AND LOL AT THE SAME TIME!
WTF at the "medium is a size larger than a small" and LOL at that too
bahahahahahahaha. i'm not THAT dumb >_>"
ahh wells.
after that, we went to.....WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and wooot lots of stuff were on sale as well! i felt like SUCH a cheapo
i hung around the racks of like $5, $7, $9 for AAAAGES
but i got some pretty nice stuff :)
annddd then we got some shampoo - herbal essences orangey one, smells like BUBBLEGUM!
anyway, here's how i got pissed for the 2nd time.

so, we lined up as usual. OH BTW I SAW NEW 5 GUM, PINK PACKET WITH AWESOME DESIGN IT LOOKS COOL AS!!!!
anyway back to getting pissed.
we had to wait for AGES to get served - the reason being that the person in own lane serving us was this retarded old lady who couldn't work fast enough for fuck. honestly, the ratio of speed of her to the other workers in a specific amount of time was like 1:2 or 3
she picked up the item really slowly, stared at it, and then scanned it
and wtf she took the bag OUT of the hangy thingsy that hold it in place and put it on the table, so she took forever to put the item in the bag
and other times she just stared out of space
like
WHAT THE HELL WOMAN, WHY AREN'T YOU FIRED ALREADY JEEEZ. anyway she was obviously an immigrant she had crap english. her name was svetlana or something
anyway, when it came to our turn to get served, she was like
"i'm going to take a while, i have to take the coathangers out"
=="
and then, wtf, she fking snapped a coathanger. JEEZ STUPID WOMAN, YO UDON'T NEED TO BREAK THE BLOODY COATHANGER TO GET IT OUT!
so i decided to take the other coathangers out, just in case she didin't break any
>___________________>"
walmart bags are huge. they're like garbage bags. not cool.

NEXT!
i bought a bag! which i'm going to return, because i don't like it.
1. it was wayy too fucking expensive, even though it was on sale from 120 to 72, gotta remember the stupid tax, so it went up to like 83 or some gayshit like that
2. i don't even like it that much
3. it's really heavy for some reason
4. there were diff bags that i liked better, and they were 50 DOLLARS!!!!!! and tax okay so that's like 60 something. but still!!!!!!!!
5. my sister made me buy it [i reckon she likes it which is why she got me to buy it] and wouldn't let me buy the other bag/s because  they were too old for me
and what the hell, she went all hypocritical when my mother saw the bag
my mother was like
"wow this bag is something i would wear! not your age!"
L: SEE I TOLD YOU VIV
v: WELL THE OTHER BAG IS TOO OLD FOR YOU
L: THIS ONE IS EVEN OLDER
V: THE OTHER BAG IS WHAT I WOULD WEAR
M: this bag is what i would wear!

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yes, i got EXTREMELY pissed at that, hence the very sweary email i sent grace and lisa =D

okay so that was in the hotel
BAAAAAAAAAAACK to the square one mall.

so, since, as we al know, shopping makes us HUNGRY!!!!!
me and viv decided to eat!
and our lunch was frozen yogurt. XD
now, this is the third time we got pissed
the people serving us were so wtf
only two people out of 4 knew what they were doing.
i ordered a medium size, meaning i got a choice of yogurt and TWO fruits
the fking lady only gave me ONE fruit
and she was shit as. there were people in front of us, and they got served after me and viv. wth?!!!
anyway, it tasted nice....XD
after that we went back to the hotel and then had dinner.
i cbf writing about the food there.
except, the duck we had was REALLY fat
OH OH OH
gotta mention
the amount of rice they give you!!!!!
it's like, an actual, FAT sphere of rice. huge. i gave half of that into my mum's takeaway box and ate half of wat was left
i don't like rice

anyway, i'm going to stop there.
SORRY LISA, DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO WRITE ABOUT THE HOT GUYS
THAT'LL BE THE NEXT POST!
TATA!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OHMYGOD LAURA I LAUGHED OUT LOUD SOOO MUCH AT THE LINGERE REMARK! AND HARDLY ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET MAKES ME ACTUALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD LOLLLLLLLLLL funny!
wtffffffff medium is smaller then small? hahaha woow expensive bag
are u sure you can return? coz their policy's may be different from ours
u may not get the tax back, or maybe they'll only let u exchange or something. OOOOH NIKE! LOLLLLLLL AT THE LINE "do it" part hahahahaha
nice laura, very nice :)

what's the bag look like? omgggggggg volleys will make ur toes freeze, not the best for cold weather laula! hahahaha awwwwwwwwww mm boots sehr fashionable in winerrrr, wen u get some tell me wat they look like :D

OOOOH NIKE! LOLLLLLLL AT THE LINE "do it" part hahahahaha
nice laura, very nice :)
the lines on the tops definitly suit you and your sister :p OOOOOOOH BUBBLEGUM SHAMPOO ? LOL THAT'S SOO COOL! :D hahaha evrything so much cooler, WALMART =D walgreens is cool too..
no more plastic bags. PAPER BAGS!

LOL SPERE OF RICE? THAT'S SOO COOL! homg that reminds me when i was in Las Vegas the tea bag wasnt square, it was in the shape of a triangluar pyramid, it was dam cool.
x

lauraa :) said...

OOPS LOL I MEANT SHE SAID
"A SMALL IS A SIZE SMALLER THAN A MEDIUM"
SORRY
IT WAS LIKE
2 30 AM WHEN I TYPED THAT

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